Gentlemen.
As a refined DDR connoisseur, I must say that last week’s Stepmania availability left a bad taste in my mouth. Slow menu, lag issues, etc. Well, today I’m here to assure you that this week’s will be better. For starters, we’ve added a couple of themes that should solve some of the graphical lag problems. Also, we’re going to be using a different external hard drive this week, in an attempt to rule out bad hardware as a cause of the selection lag. Finally, we’ve updated our mix to include 3,425 songs, which is a large number and therefore good. Hopefully, if all goes well we should have a much more enjoyable Stepmania experience this Thursday.
By the way, if you’d like a copy of our Stepmania mix, please bring an external hard drive with at least 9 gigabytes free to a meeting, or contact us and I’ll burn you a DVD (please bring either a blank DVD-R, $1, or one of those big cans of Arizona Green (or Raspberry) Tea to cover the cost of the DVD).

Meeting Tonight (9-17-09)
All the cool kids will be there. You want to be cool, right? Of course you do.
To all the new members, remember that meetings start at 7 PM (not 6). Hope to see you there.